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Jokes on the Internet
by anson on Jan.15, 2009, under Entertainment, Joke
Lotsofjokes com had been on line for many years and has been collecting and posting jokes for many years.
It has a very large selection of jokes in many categories, including all the standards like blonde jokes, dirty jokes, Yo mamma jokes, political jokes, nerd jokes, computer jokes, lawyer jokes, clean jokes and many more. You can also find funniest videos funny in the site. Watching a funny video can help to be fresh again. So, if you need to find something funny on the Internet, do not hesitate to visit lotsofjokes.com
Not allowed to open windows
by anson on Jan.02, 2009, under Entertainment, Joke
Shanty is a new employee in a company. As a new employee, she should obey all the rules in the company. One day, Shanty confused when she was told by her boss to open Microsoft Excel. After an hour had passed since she was ordered to open that application in Microfot Windows.
Because she became more confuse, then she decided to open DOS. Seeing this, the boss get angry because of her. “Hey! I asked you to open Microfot Excel, but why you opened DOS??” the boss said. Then Shanty answered “Boss, i do not want to disobey the rules” she answered. Then the boss get confuded and he asked “What rules?”
With poiting a note on a wall, Shanty read it. “This room is equipped with air conditioner, please do not open windows, How can i open Microsoft excel if i am not allowed to open Windows?”
Internet to find auto insurance
by anson on Dec.21, 2008, under Insurance, Joke, Uncategorized
A good quality of product or service makes the price expensive. This thing also happens in an auto insurance. People always want to find a cheap auto insurance, but they ask for good service or cover everything. This may not impossible to find a cheap auto insurance with a good quality of service and coverage. You just need some time to find it. In the beginning of 1990, it took time longer than now because the technology was not as good as now. Now, everything is in the Internet. To find the best auto insurance, you do not have to call the car insurance company one by one. You just need open your computer or notebook, and connect it to the Internet. You are ready to shop. A lot of web sites on the Internet that show auto insurance quotes. With a simple process you can compare multiple quotes. With this, you can compare each auto insurance company easily.
With Internet technology, your life will be much easier than previous decade. You do not have to move out from your desk, do not have to call each auto insurance company. With single click on you computer, you can shop without wasting too much time.
For a man, a woman is alike a computer
by anson on Sep.10, 2008, under Joke
From a research that had been done by scientist, Man think that women are alike with a computer. These are 5 biggest reason which they found from that conclusion:
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Like a woman, computer also has an internal logic that can’t be understood by anyone except the creator itself.
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Standard language which is used by a computer will never be understood by its user. The same with the language which is used by a woman
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Notification message on a computer “Bad command or File Name” is the same with notification message from a woman which means “If you do not know why I am angry to you, then I will not tell you either”.
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The smallest mistake that had been done, will always be saved for a long time inside the computer’s memory. It is the same with a woman’s memory
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If the user has had a commitment with a computer then some cost will be spent to buy accessories to beautify his computer.


